Asta Paredes

Chrissy

Catherine Corcoran

Lauren

Lloyd Kaufman

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Zac Amico

Zack

Vito Trigo

Leonardo

Babette Bombshell

Principal Westly

Clay von Carlowitz

Eugene

Tara E. Miller

Rachel Ruysch

Mike Baez

Donatello

Mark Quinnette

Michaelangelo

Josh Potter

Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock

Debbie Rochon

Coach Kotter

Stefan Dezil

Slater

Brenda Rickert

Aunt Bee

Ron Jeremy

God

Nicola Fiore

Ms. Bigguns

Joe Fleishaker

Lauren 6 Months Later

Charlotte Kaufman

Audrey Benjamin

Doug Sakmann

Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Monique Dupree

Shower Girl

Nico Praz

Tromorganic Burger Victim

Mark Torgl

School Janitor

Stan Lee

Narrator

Lemmy Kilmister

The President

Robert Bozek

Named Him Randall

John Patrick Brennan

Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon

Teresa Hui

Zac's Rejection Girl

Nadia White

Shower Girl

Brandy Mason

Shower Girl Brandy

James D. Rolfe

The Angry Video Game Nerd

Corina Taylor

Tro-Gasm Girl

Bailey Jay

Cameo

John Migliore

Tromaville Citizen

Meg Carriero

Asian School Girl

Lauren Sylvester

Eugene's Tranny Friend

Heather Cahill

Shower Girl

James Murray

Chuck Flingus