Jay Chandrasekhar

Thorny

Kevin Heffernan

Farva

Steve Lemme

Mac

Paul Soter

Foster

Erik Stolhanske

Rabbit

Lynda Carter

Governor Jessman

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Genevieve Aubois

Marisa Coughlan

Ursula

Tyler Labine

Mountie Bellefuille

Hayes MacArthur

Mountie Podien

Will Sasso

Mountie Archambault

Rob Lowe

Guy LeFranc

Brian Cox

Captain O'Hagan

Seann William Scott

Trooper Callaghan

Clifton Collins Jr.

Bus Driver

Damon Wayans Jr.

Trooper Wagner

Bruce McCulloch

Border Patrol Charles Lloyd

Marcel Laverdet

Bartender

Liliane Klein

Crowd Member 1

Chet Harding

Crowd Member 2

Jolie Martin

Bordello Madame

Richard Perello

L'Explosion Bartender

Ariel Zuckerman

Male Escort

Alexa Don

Female Escort

Max Murphy

Male Escort 2

Michael Roos

Guy's Thug 1

Michael Otto

Guy's Thug 2

Paul Bellefeuille

Angry Canadian

Gabrielle Perello

Canadian Teen 1

Ethan Perello

Canadian Teen 2

Buck Heffernan

Cadillac Kid 3

Jasper Karlson

Cadillac Kid 1

Sebastian Karlson

Cadillac Kid 2

Jimmy Tatro

Lance Stonebreaker

Andrew Carter

Stonebreaker Passenger

David F. Park

Hydrogen Driver

Neil Garguilo

Grocery Driver

Jim Gaffigan

Larry Johnson

Michael Yurchak

American Driver

Carrie Clifford

American Passenger

Paul Walter Hauser

Lonnie Laloush

Owen Burke

Chicanery's Waiter

Maggie Castle

Cassandra Anne Gacek

Brandon Cordeiro

Paramedic

Graham Kay

Sawmill Crowd Member

Fred Savage

Fred Savage

Ralph Ayala

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Nico Birnbaum

Mountie Driver #1 (voice) (uncredited)

Jeff Bouffard

Ontario Police Officer (uncredited)

Cindera Che

Connie Sawyer (uncredited)

Kateri DeMartino

Canadian Local Townsfolk (uncredited)

Tim Estiloz

News Reporter (uncredited)

Manny Famolare

Canadian Townsfolk (uncredited)

Tayla Fernandez

Groupie (uncredited)

John Franchi

Canadian Worker (uncredited)

Elaine Victoria Grey

Canadian Local (uncredited)

Arthur Hiou

St. George Townsfolk (uncredited)

Pamela Horton

Ukulele Groupie (uncredited)

Rosemary Howard

Mall Shopper (uncredited)

Kimberly Howe

Opening Scene Groupie (uncredited)

Samantha Kelly

Townsfolk (uncredited)

Bobby Kenney

Townsfolk (uncredited)

Jeffrey Marshall

Extra (uncredited)

Daniel Martignetti

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Rob Nelson

Persevering Mall Patron (uncredited)

Pamela Paulshock

Flova Scotia Girl (uncredited)

Leah Procito

Mall Patron (uncredited)

Christopher Knight Roberts

Bordello Worker (uncredited)

Jessica Rockwood

Female Escort #2 (uncredited)

Sandra Rosko

Townsfolk (uncredited)

Katherine Skelton

Female Driver (uncredited)

Colleen Smith

Canadian Townsfolk (uncredited)

Melinda Sullivan

Helen Sprague (uncredited)